I’m not sure what it is.

Maybe it’s the fact that it’s been pretty warm lately. Or maybe it’s the residual moisture in the air from last Friday’s monsoon. In any case, I’ve had several awesome penis days in a row. Seriously, I don’t know what got into the guy. He’s looking better than he has in a long time.

All right, if I keep writing about this, someone’s going to get the wrong idea. So, I’ll stop. We now return to our sporadically scheduled blogging.